A story about Matt Maldre
I have not met Matt yet but I can tell he is a wiffleballer. I don’t think he will come close to hitting any of my pitches.
He has never seen “THE DEATH STAR” pitch.
He won’t have any idea what to do with “THE MATRIX” pitch.
“THE FIZZY LIFTER” will baffle him.
When I thorw him “THE STRING THEORY”, what will he possibly do with it?
And last but not least, what will he even think of doing with “THE TIGHTY WHITEY”?
I hope he gets a couple of teams together and comes out to our wiffleball tournaments, west of the Chicago area.
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